Well, to make a long story short, there was no hide the weenie.
Damn, and it was something to look forward to, playing hide the weenie.
But one thing that did happen was I got a hand job.
It started out to be a good night, and after gently stroking her pussy, and eventually getting to the little man in the boat, things were looking up.
Well, I kept rubbing the clit, and she really got into it.
Since she was enjoying things so much, she grabbed my cock, and started to stroke it.
It started out as gentle strokes, but soon worked up to nice long and fast, tight gripped strokes.
The more I rubbed her clit, the faster and harder she stroked my cock.
The4n the KY was applied to my cock, and did that ever feel so good.
Nice long strokes, with a tight grip around the head of my cock, and the pleasure pulses began.
To really ensure that wifey was to get off with an intense orgasm, I started to suck on her nipples, and gently bite them. That sent her over the edge, and she came with an intense orgasm that shook her whole body.
All the while, as she was cumming, she really tightened her grip and the faster she stroked as she came, and next thing I knew, I was blowing my load into the palm of her hand.
She kept stroking me as I was comming, and that sent me over the edge.
Did that ever feel so good to have someone else stroke my cock to orgasm other than my own hand.
Then today, after awakening, it was the usual, surf for pussy pics.
There were some real honeys again posted there today.
And as usual, "Little Head" was brought out to have a breath of fresh air, and a release from the confines of my underwear.
It felt so good to just let him hang out for a while.
Then "Little Head" got excited, and stood at attention for me.
Guess he was tired of looking at the floor.
Well, he said to me "Hey, I want some exercise, how about it?".
So, I oblige, and start to gently stroke him.
He liked that, and gave a few pleasure pulses to let me know how much he was enjoying the stroking.
Well, it did not take long, and he wanted some KY put on him.
And as usual, he gets his way, and a dab of KY is applied to my palm, and then my palm runs over my cock head and shaft.
Then "Little Head" really let me know that he was Mr. Happy.
More pleasure pulses, but this time they were more intense.
The more I stroked, and the more ladies that appeared on my screen, really made the pleasure pulses become more frequent and intense.
More stroking, and more pulses, and then she appeared on my screen, bent over with a happy clam just a smilin' away at me.
I could almost read her lips say to me, "Hey, what are you waiting for, you had better cum right now, I can not bend over forever waiting for you to get your rocks off".
Her bent over clam pic is the top pic posted here, and when writing this blog, "Little Head" wanted to be pulled out (pun intended) and stroked to orgasm again, but that would be really breaking the rules.
So it was a done deal, my cock had to release it's pent up load one more time. And it did, pulse after pleasurable pulse my load spewed into the palm of my hand.
Spanking the monkey today was not breaking the rules, as it was not my own actions that got me off (pun intended) last night, only my actions today count towards breaking any rules, as I am not responsible for someone else jerkin' my gherkin.
Today's jerkin' session lasted all of 8 minutes, shy of the 20 that was planned.
But who cares, all that matters was that I blew my load, and made "Little Head" happy that he got his exercise and breath of fresh air.
"Little Head" will have to wait a few more days now before he can cum out to play again.